What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:51

Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What do you like the most about black people?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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