What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do Democrats claim to be Americans when they are actually Globalists?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why has Schrödinger's Cat, the experiment, not actually been performed?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Trump’s 50% steel tariffs are coming for your next fridge and dishwasher - CNN

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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